pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

So tomorrow is my school ball

I might get on tumblr tomorrow if I have time inbetween rushing home from school and getting ready *v*

ehehehehehehehehe I literally cannot wait for tomorrow night lskdjfklsjdfklfjlskdklsmckl

imogenbynight:

candidcatharsis:

it’s a bird

it’s a plane

it’s

the entire fucking population of heaven

omniturtle:

do u ever just look at someone and think “how are they so nice they are literally the sweetest person ever what dark secrets are they hiding”

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police